Solve It If You Can…

A little tricky but can be solved easily.

Solve it

4 criminals are caught and are to be punished. The Judge allows them to be freed if they can solve a puzzle. If they do not, they will be hung. They agreed.

The 4 criminals are lined up on some steps (shown in picture). They are all facing in the same direction. A wall separates the fourth man from the other three. Continue reading

FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

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Really Funny

1.Misuse of English: Diagram in book was not clear.
So Lady teacher drew diagram on blackboard &
announced.
“Dont look at book figure. Look at my figure”

2.Do you ever notice that
when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

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5 Reasons;Cricket is not in olympics

1. It is because a single match of cricket takes about 8 hours ,which means a full ground has to be kept reserved for the whole day.

2.In the whole world about 18-20 countries play cricket seriously,(though the number of countries were cricket is played may exceed 130)but olympic is for the whole world. Continue reading

Engineer Vs Mathematician

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The mathematician persists and explains that the game is real easy and lots of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me Rs 50. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you Rs 50.”

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The mathematician, now somewhat agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me Rs 50, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you RS 500!”

This catches the engineer’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The mathematician asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The engineer doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the mathematician Now, it’s the engineer’s turn. He asks the mathematician “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?”

The mathematician looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the engineer and hands him Rs 500. The engineer politely takes the Rs 500 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The mathematician then hits the engineer, saying, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?” The engineer calmly pulls out his wallet, hands the mathematician Rs 5, and goes back to sleep.

A Mechanical Engineer

There was a mechanical engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 37 years, he retired and opned his own workshop.
Several years later his company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their Rs 5 crore machine. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day he marked an “x” in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, “This is where your problem is.” The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The company received a bill forRs 50,000 from the engineer for his services. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The engineer responded briefly:

One chalk mark………………Re 1

Knowing where to put it………Rs 49,999

Indian Way Of Doing Things.

Three contractors one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will cost $ 900- $ 400 for materials, $ 400 for labour and $ 100 profit for me.”

The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $ 700…. $ 300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $ 100 profit for me.”

The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: “$ 2,700.”

The official incredulously says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

“Easy,” the Indian explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!”